“May you always have love to share,
health to spare,
and friends that care.”
Friends vs. Biker Friends
Friends: Never ask for food.
Biker Friends: Are the reason you have no food.
Friends: Will say “Hello.”
Biker Friends: Will give you a big hug and a kiss.
Friends: Call your parents Mr and Mrs.
Biker Friends: Call your parents Mom and Dad.
Friends: Have never seen you cry.
Biker Friends: Cry with you.
Friends: Eat at your dinner table and leave.
Biker Friends: Will spend hours talking, laughing and
just being together.
Friends: Know a few things about you.
Biker Friends: Could write a book with direct quotes.
Friends: Knock on your door.
Biker Friends: Walk right in and say “I’m Home!”
Friends: Are for a while.
Biker Friends: Are for life.
Friends: Will ignore this.
Biker Friends: Will forward this.
Author Unknown
An Ode To Biking
Our lives each touch a chord with all we encounter. That chord sounds out in a song that plays only a memory of times passed by. So sweet the passage of time, so bitter the memories of people passed by.
We have but one life, and no matter how good or bad, we have the ability to shape the lives around us.
In our own worlds we are miles apart, separated by our beliefs, our understandings, and our view on our world. The tides that bind us are friendship and common bonds that sweep forth and turn the tides that ravage human kind.
We are connected in a single effort to belong together, and be a family of bikers.
On our steeds we are set free, the problems of the world no longer apply. We find our peace, and each other. It is on the road we search, and our steeds take us far. We gather those who would accept us, and pass by those that will not. We share our love of riding, and our pain of loss.
Each of us carries the scars left by a world not so understanding, but through all we endure we have each other.
If you accomplish no more than this you have touched my life and made one person feel not so alone. You have given me a family that I never had, and welcomed me faithfully.
I may be different from every one else, but truly on the road we are all brothers and sisters.
Keep your rides safe, and let us meet and share a toast to new friendships, and better rides ahead.
No one is the least in our band, no one, is rejected, when we are cruising together.

Why Bikers Wear Black
The vast majority of the mass population at large imagine that Bikers and other so-called “undesirables” and “social misfits” usually wear black attire to make some kind of social statement. Many think that the adoption of a black wardrobe is done to reflect the horror of Hitler’s infamous Schutzstaffel, the SS, who wore black uniforms with lightening bolts and skulls as the units hallmark Others think that black clothes are deliberately adopted to make one look tough and sinister. Where conventional straight society sees white shirts as a sign of success it is supposed that the “underclass” adopts black in opposition just to be different.
Well it may surprise many, including a lot of bikers, to learn that the adoption of black clothing goes way back in time and has absolutely nothing whatsoever to do with social statements. It was just an adaptation to environmental conditions.
People whose trade involved working with “dirty” machinery wore black (or dark) clothing to hide dirt and grease.
The common term “blacksmith” referred to a smithy, one who works with metals, and “black”, specifically meaning iron. It was the common practice for smithys to wear dark clothing to hide the soot, slag and grease deposited on their clothes over the course of their everyday work.
Nothing has changed much over time and even today it is quite common for metal workers to wear wear dark work clothes such as the dark blue and sometimes black worn by maintenance workers in industrial plants.
As the matter of dark clothing relates to bikers who don’t do any metal work the practice of dressing “darkly” was popularized because old motorcycles were notoriously “dirty” machines slinging oil and grease in all directions when they were ridden so light colored dusters were definitely not the thing to wear on one’s bike. In addition it was not uncommon for those who rode motorbikes to be campers and if you’ve ever spent any extended time camping out you’ll no doubt understand that white “undies” or “outies” aren’t the ideal thing to be wearing for days on end.
Dark clothes are simply a matter of practicality when one works on or operates machinery that generates a lot of oily dirt. It’s as simple as that. There is no social statement being made and there never has been except in the minds of those who believe wearing black means something special which it doesn’t.
The Hollywood crowd however loves the black Tee-shirts with all of the anti-social chopper logos printed on the back side and black leather chaps are just the rage these days but I’m personally suspicious of folks wearing black “outers” with white “inners” if you know what I mean.

The Unseen BikerI saw you hug your purse closer to you in the grocery store line. I saw you change your mind about going into the restaurant. I saw you stare at my long hair. But you didn’t see me cry as my children where born and have their name written over and in my heart. I saw you yelling at your kids in the car. But you didn’t see me trying to turn right. But you didn’t see me. Because I died that day you cut me off. |
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Rules of the RoadThe only good view of a thunderstorm is in your rear view mirror. Only bikers understand why dogs love to stick their heads out car windows. Old bikes don’t leak oil, they mark their territory. Never ask a biker for directions if you’re in a hurry to get there. Sometimes it takes a whole tank full of fuel before you can think straight. A cold hamburger can be reheated quite nicely by strapping it to an exhaust pipe and riding forty miles. Respect the person who has seen the dark side of motorcycling and lived. Young riders pick a destination and go. Old riders pick a direction and go. Sometimes the fastest way to get there is to stop for the night. Always back your ride into the curb and sit where you can see it. Whatever it is, it’s better in the wind. Winter is nature’s way of telling you to polish your bike. A motorcycle can’t sing on the streets of a city. Keep your bike in good repair. Motorcycle boots are not comfortable for walking. People are like motorcycles: each one is customized a bit differently. The best alarm clock in the world is sunshine on chrome. It’s the twisties, not the Motorways that separate the bikers from the wannabees. When you are leading, don’t spit. There’s something ugly about a new bike on a trailer. A friend is someone who’ll get out of bed at 2 am to drive his van to the middle of nowhere to get you when you’re broken down. Owning 2 bikes is useful because at least one can be raided for parts at any given time. Everyone crashes. Some get back on. Some don’t. Some can’t. You’ll know that she loves you if she offers to let you ride her bike. Don’t do it and she will love you more. If you can’t get it going with bungee cords and electrician’s tape, it’s serious. There are drunk bikers. There are old bikers. There are no old drunk bikers. The best modifications cannot be seen from the outside. You can forget what you do for a living when your knees are in the breeze. A good long ride can clear your mind, restore your faith, and use a lot of juice. No matter what make of bike you ride, It’s all the same wind. 15 grand and 15 miles don’t make you a biker!! |
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The Bitch Can Ride
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The Biker’s CreedI ride because it is fun. I ride because I enjoy the freedom I feel from being exposed to the elements, and the vulnerability to the danger that is intrinsic to riding. I do not ride because it is fashionable to do so. I ride my machine, not wear it. My machine is not a symbol of status. It exists simply for me, and me alone. My machine is not a toy. It is an extension of my being, and I will treat it accordingly, with the same respect as I have for myself. I strive to understand the inner-workings of my machine, from the most basic to the most complex. I learn everything I can about my machine, so that I am reliant upon no one but myself for its health and well-being. I strive to constantly better my skill of control over my machine. I will learn its limits, and use my skill to become one with my machine so that we may keep each other alive. I am the master, it is the servant. Working together in harmony, we will become an invincible team. I do not fear death. I will, however, do all possible to avoid death prematurely. Fear is the enemy, not death. Fear on the highway leads to death, therefore I will not let fear be my master. I will master it. My machines will outlive me. Therefore, they are my legacy. I will care for them for future bikers to cherish as I have cherished them, whoever they may be. I do not ride to gain attention, respect, or fear from those that do NOT ride, nor do I wish to intimidate or annoy them. For those that do not know me, all I wish from them is to ignore me. For those that desire to know me, I will share with them the truth of myself, so that they might understand me and not fear others like me. I will never be the aggressor on the highway. However, should others fuck with me, their aggression will be dealt with in as severe manner as I can cast upon them. I will show respect to other bikers more experienced or knowledgeable than I am. I will learn from them all I can. However, if my respect is not acknowledged or appreciated, it will end. I will not show disrespect to other bikers less experienced or knowledgeable than I am. I will teach them what I can. However, if they show me disrespect, they will be bitch-slapped. It will be my task to mentor new riders, that so desire, into the lifestyle of the biker, so that the breed shall continue. I shall instruct them, as I have been instructed by those before me. I shall preserve and honor traditions of bikers before me, and I will pass them on unaltered. I will not judge other bikers on their choice of machine, their appearance, or their profession. I will judge them only on their conduct as bikers. I am proud of my accomplishments as a biker, though I will not flaunt them to others. If they ask, I will share them. I will stand ready to help any other bikers that truly needs my help. I will never ask another biker to do for me what I can do for myself. I am not a part-time biker. I am a biker when, and where-ever I go. I am proud to be a biker, and hide my chosen lifestyle from no one. I ride because I love freedom, independence, and the movement of the ground beneath me. But most of all, I ride to better understand myself, my machine, the lands in which I ride, and to seek out and know other bikers like myself. -- Author Unknown |
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The Biker’s Code
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The Highwayman by Alfred Noyes
The wind was a torrent of darkness among the gusty trees,
The moon was a ghostly galleon tossed upon cloudy seas,
The road was a ribbon of moonlight, over the purple moor,
And the highwayman came riding-
Riding-riding-
The highwayman came riding, up to the old inn-door.
He’d a French cocked-hat on his forehead, a bunch of lace at his chin,
A coat of the claret velvet, and breeches of brown doe-skin;
They fitted with never a wrinkle: his boots were up to the thigh!
And he rode with a jewelled twinkle,
His pistol butts a-twinkle,
His rapier hilt a-twinkle, under the jewelled sky.
Over the cobbles he clattered and clashed in the dark inn-yard,
And he tapped with his whip on the shutters, but all was locked and barred;
He whistled a tune to the window, and who should be waiting there
But the landlord’s black-eyed daughter,
Bess, the landlord’s daughter,
Plaiting a dark red love-knot into her long black hair.
And dark in the old inn-yard a stable-wicket creaked
Where Tim the ostler listened; his face was white and peaked;
His eyes were hollows of madness, his hair like mouldy hay,
But he loved the landlord’s daughter,
The landlord’s red-lipped daughter,
Dumb as a dog he listened, and he heard the robber say-
“One kiss, my bonny sweetheart, I’m after a prize to-night,
But I shall be back with the yellow gold before the morning light;
Yet, if they press me sharply, and harry me through the day,
Then look for me by moonlight,
Watch for me by moonlight,
I’ll come to thee by moonlight, though hell should bar the way.”
He rose upright in the stirrups; he scarce could reach her hand,
But she loosened her hair i’ the casement! His face burnt like a brand
As the black cascade of perfume came tumbling over his breast;
And he kissed its waves in the moonlight,
(Oh, sweet black waves in the moonlight!)
Then he tugged at his rein in the moonlight, and galloped away to the West.
He did not come in the dawning; he did not come at noon;
And out o’ the tawny sunset, before the rise o’ the moon,
When the road was a gipsy’s ribbon, looping the purple moor,
A red-coat troop came marching-
Marching-marching-
King George’s men came marching, up to the old inn-door.
They said no word to the landlord, they drank his ale instead,
But they gagged his daughter and bound her to the foot of her narrow bed;
Two of them knelt at her casement, with muskets at their side!
There was death at every window;
And hell at one dark window;
For Bess could see, through the casement, the road that he would ride.
They had tied her up to attention, with many a sniggering jest;
They bound a musket beside her, with the barrel beneath her breast!
“Now keep good watch!” and they kissed her.
She heard the dead man say-
Look for me by moonlight;
Watch for me by moonlight;
I’ll come to thee by moonlight, though hell should bar the way!
She twisted her hands behind her; but all the knots held good!
She writhed her hands till here fingers were wet with sweat or blood!
They stretched and strained in the darkness, and the hours crawled by like
years,
Till, now, on the stroke of midnight,
Cold, on the stroke of midnight,
The tip of one finger touched it! The trigger at least was hers!
The tip of one finger touched it; she strove no more for the rest!
Up, she stood up to attention, with the barrel beneath her breast,
She would not risk their hearing; she would not strive again;
For the road lay bare in the moonlight;
Blank and bare in the moonlight;
And the blood of her veins in the moonlight throbbed to her love’s refrain.
Tlot-tlot; tlot-tlot! Had they heard it? The horse-hoofs
ringing clear;
Tlot-tlot, tlot-tlot, in the distance? Were they deaf that they did
not hear?
Down the ribbon of moonlight, over the brow of the hill,
The highwayman came riding,
Riding, riding!
The red-coats looked to their priming! She stood up strait and still!
Tlot-tlot, in the frosty silence! Tlot-tlot, in the echoing night!
Nearer he came and nearer! Her face was like a light!
Her eyes grew wide for a moment; she drew one last deep breath,
Then her finger moved in the moonlight,
Her musket shattered the moonlight,
Shattered her breast in the moonlight and warned him-with her death.
He turned; he spurred to the West; he did not know who stood
Bowed, with her head o’er the musket, drenched with her own red blood!
Not till the dawn he heard it, his face grew grey to hear
How Bess, the landlord’s daughter,
The landlord’s black-eyed daughter,
Had watched for her love in the moonlight, and died in the darkness there.
Back, he spurred like a madman, shrieking a curse to the sky,
With the white road smoking behind him and his rapier brandished high!
Blood-red were his spurs i’ the golden noon; wine-red was his velvet coat,
When they shot him down on the highway,
Down like a dog on the highway,
And he lay in his blood on the highway, with a bunch of lace at his throat.
And still of a winter’s night, they say, when the wind is in the trees,
When the moon is a ghostly galleon tossed upon cloudy seas,
When the road is a ribbon of moonlight over the purple moor,
A highwayman comes riding-
Riding-riding-
A highwayman comes riding, up to the old inn-door.
Over the cobbles he clatters and clangs in the dark inn-yard,
And he taps with his whip on the shutters, but all is locked and barred;
He whistles a tune to the window, and who should be waiting there
But the landlord’s black-eyed daughter,
Bess, the landlord’s daughter,
Plaiting a dark red love-knot into her long black hair.




